Toughened by both her criminal ties and her dedication to her family, Ruth Langmore is guided by one principal: She doesn’t know sh*t about f*ck. Far from being willfully ignorant, Ruth admits that she has much to learn, forming a personal philosophy based on a positive attitude toward lifelong learning.

LEARN FROM RUTH LANGMORE HERSELF: Narrated by fan-favorite character Ruth Langmore, this blunt but profound guide will help you learn essential, real life skills.

EMBRACE RUTH’S PERSONAL LIFE PHILOSOPHY: A born survivor, Ruth Langmore knows a thing or two about persevering through life’s most difficult situations, and by the end of this book, you will too.

OWN THE OFFICIAL OZARK GUIDE TO LIFE: I Don’t Know Shi*t About F*ck is the official guide to navigating your own personal blind sides, while simultaneously learning the skills you need to thrive. So, listen motherfu*kers, and forget everything you think you know.